{"id":359,"date":"2008-01-19T11:51:36","date_gmt":"2008-01-19T11:51:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/?p=359"},"modified":"2008-01-19T11:51:36","modified_gmt":"2008-01-19T11:51:36","slug":"anewtactictoavoidduicharges","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/anewtactictoavoidduicharges\/","title":{"rendered":"A new tactic to avoid DUI charges"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"images\/alex\/Eat_Underwear_Breathalyzer.gif!\nThe facts:  Stettler, Canada is \"here\":<a href=\"http:\/\/local.google.com\/maps?f=q&#038;hl=en&#038;geocode=&#038;time=&#038;date=&#038;ttype=&#038;q=Stettler,+Canada&#038;ie=UTF8&#038;z=14&#038;iwloc=addr&#038;om=0,\">http:\/\/local.google.com\/maps?f=q&#038;hl=en&#038;geocode=&#038;time=&#038;date=&#038;ttype=&#038;q=Stettler,+Canada&#038;ie=UTF8&#038;z=14&#038;iwloc=addr&#038;om=0,<\/a> just northeast of Calgary and due east of Red Deer, the home of the Advocate newspaper.  There hasn't been any independent verification of the underwear-eating technique being effective but unlike bomb-making or knitting on an airplane, you are welcome to try this yourself.\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There hasn&#8217;t been any independent verification of the underwear-eating technique being effective but unlike bomb-making or knitting on an airplane, you are welcome to try this yourself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[78,90],"class_list":["post-359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-original-duenos","tag-comedy","tag-crime"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=359"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}