{"id":357,"date":"2008-01-18T09:13:09","date_gmt":"2008-01-18T09:13:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/?p=357"},"modified":"2008-01-18T09:13:09","modified_gmt":"2008-01-18T09:13:09","slug":"scientologyaccordingtotomcruise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/scientologyaccordingtotomcruise\/","title":{"rendered":"Scientology according to Tom Cruise"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"images\/alex\/Scientology_Symbol.jpg\" style=\"margin:4px\" align=\"right\" \/>I&#8217;ve been reading a lot about Scientology lately and I have to say, if you haven&#8217;t heard the epic story of the &#8220;Space Opera&#8221;:<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Space_opera_in_Scientology_doctrine,\">http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Space_opera_in_Scientology_doctrine,<\/a> you&#8217;re missing out.  It turns out that 75 million years ago the cruel dictator &#8220;Xenu&#8221;:<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Xenu\">http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Xenu<\/a> of the Galactic Confederacy brought billions of Thetans (that&#8217;s what we are) to Earth, stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs.  That&#8217;s how we humans (temporary hosts of Thetans) came to be here.  At least, that&#8217;s how it is according to L Ron Hubbard and those who&#8217;ve chosen to subscribe to his particular version of reality.  If you&#8217;ve got a spare half hour or so and looking for something to drop your jaw, go and read about &#8220;Scientology&#8221;:<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Scientology,\">http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Scientology,<\/a> its &#8220;founder&#8221;:<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/L._Ron_Hubbard\">http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/L._Ron_Hubbard<\/a> and the &#8220;doctrine&#8221;:<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Auditing_%28Scientology%29\">http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Auditing_%28Scientology%29<\/a> so fiercely defended by people like Tom Cruise.<br \/>\nSpeaking of Cruise, there has been a lot of internet tongue wagging going on surrounding his most recent &#8220;public defence&#8221;:<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0\">http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0<\/a> of his religion.  Before you go all hot and heavy to watch Tom Cruise crack up on camera, I have to warn you that it is VERY boring and aside from using a lot of acronyms (&#8220;KSW&#8221;:<a href=\"http:\/\/www.xenu-directory.net\/glossary\/glossary_jkl.htm#KSW,\">http:\/\/www.xenu-directory.net\/glossary\/glossary_jkl.htm#KSW,<\/a> &#8220;SP&#8221;:<a href=\"http:\/\/www.xenu-directory.net\/glossary\/glossary_s.htm#SP,\">http:\/\/www.xenu-directory.net\/glossary\/glossary_s.htm#SP,<\/a> &#8220;LRH&#8221;:<a href=\"http:\/\/www.xenu-directory.net\/glossary\/glossary_jkl.htm#LRH,\">http:\/\/www.xenu-directory.net\/glossary\/glossary_jkl.htm#LRH,<\/a> etc&#8230;) and insisting that Scientologists are THE authorities on the mind, he doesn&#8217;t say much.  Still, if you insist as I did to see that entire thing, &#8220;here it is&#8221;:<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0.\">http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0.<\/a><br \/>\nNot wild about watching Tom Cruise ramble on rather crazily about his being the only one to be able to save people?  Over at &#8220;Perez Hilton&#8221;:<a href=\"http:\/\/perezhilton.com\">http:\/\/perezhilton.com<\/a> they have a &#8220;dance remix version&#8221;:<a href=\"http:\/\/perezhilton.com\/2008-01-18-the-tom-cruise-scientology-video-the-dance-version\">http:\/\/perezhilton.com\/2008-01-18-the-tom-cruise-scientology-video-the-dance-version<\/a> that might be more appealing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Space opera, Xenu and Tom, oh my!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-357","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/357","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=357"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/357\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=357"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=357"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=357"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}