{"id":324,"date":"2007-12-03T12:39:49","date_gmt":"2007-12-03T12:39:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/?p=324"},"modified":"2007-12-03T12:39:49","modified_gmt":"2007-12-03T12:39:49","slug":"thegerbilshirt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/thegerbilshirt\/","title":{"rendered":"The Gerbil Shirt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"images\/alex\/gerbilshirt.gif!\nTotally absurd inventions can be found at \"TotallyAbsurd.com\":<a href=\"http:\/\/totallyabsurd.com\/archive.htm.\">http:\/\/totallyabsurd.com\/archive.htm.<\/a>  Featured above is just one of the many ridiculous things dug up from the archives of the patent office.  This particular item is called the \"Gerbil Shirt\":<a href=\"http:\/\/totallyabsurd.com\/gerbilshirt.htm,\">http:\/\/totallyabsurd.com\/gerbilshirt.htm,<\/a> a wearable habitrail.  Think of the beauty of it, never having to leave your furry friends at home.\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Think of the beauty of it, never having to leave your furry friends at home.  Browse this and other absurd inventions&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[78],"class_list":["post-324","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-original-duenos","tag-comedy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=324"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=324"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=324"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=324"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}