{"id":249,"date":"2007-05-14T06:52:02","date_gmt":"2007-05-14T06:52:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/?p=249"},"modified":"2007-05-14T06:52:02","modified_gmt":"2007-05-14T06:52:02","slug":"nerdalertfingerboarding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/nerdalertfingerboarding\/","title":{"rendered":"Nerd Alert!: Finger Boarding"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nEven if the content of this article may not interest you, it will certainly make you feel way cooler then people who like “fingerboarding”:http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Fingerskate.<\/a> There’s a group of dexterous tabletop surfers who use 96 mm (~3.75\u201d) skate boards to use their fingers to perform tricks like grinding, ollies, and\u2026well, do you really even care? These finger freaks have small scale “ramps & parks”:http:\/\/www.blackriver-ramps.de\/,<\/a> “DVDs”:http:\/\/www.blackriver-ramps.de\/,<\/a> and “dozens of fansites”:http:\/\/www.techdeck.com\/links\/othersites.htm.<\/a> Scary enough, the infection has spread worldwide to the “US”:http:\/\/www.usfbshop.co.nr\/,<\/a> “UK”:http:\/\/www.empirefbs.co.uk\/arctic\/homeindex.htm,<\/a> and even “Germany”:http:\/\/www.berlinwood.com\/.<\/a> If you are a finger-sk8r 4life, you need to re-evaluate yourself, pronto. Try some other hobby like “collecting rubber duckies”:http:\/\/duenos.net\/article\/242\/RubberDuckieyouaretheone,<\/a> “dumpster diving”:http:\/\/duenos.net\/article\/233\/BarelyUsedInfoonDumpsterDiving,<\/a> “ballooning”:http:\/\/duenos.net\/article\/225\/InterestedinBallooning,<\/a> or “finding friends for you pets”:http:\/\/duenos.net\/article\/147\/AFriendsterfortheFamilyPet.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Even if the content of this article may not interest you, it will certainly make you feel way cooler then people who like “fingerboarding”:http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Fingerskate.<\/a> There’s a group of dexterous tabletop surfers who use 96 mm (~3.75\u201d) skate boards to use their fingers to perform tricks like grinding, ollies, and\u2026well, do you really even care? These […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[78],"class_list":["post-249","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-original-duenos","tag-comedy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=249"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}