{"id":213,"date":"2007-05-02T03:56:29","date_gmt":"2007-05-02T03:56:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/?p=213"},"modified":"2007-05-02T03:56:29","modified_gmt":"2007-05-02T03:56:29","slug":"powerrangersfinallyexplained","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/powerrangersfinallyexplained\/","title":{"rendered":"Power Rangers Finally Explained"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nSince I am continually spreading the rumor that “Hillary Swank”:http:\/\/hilaryswankfan.com\/<\/a> in the “Reaping”:http:\/\/movies.yahoo.com\/movie\/1809233452\/info<\/a> was once the original “Pink Power Ranger”:http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Pink_Ranger,<\/a> I was researching for more falsifiable information and stumbled on something much greater. It turns out every episode of the “_Mighty Morphin\u2019 Power Rangers_”:http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Power_rangers<\/a> can be described by the following “everyplot”:http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Everyplot:<\/a>
\n1.\tRangers are seen in everyday life with a dispute to resolve.
\n2.\tRangers are attacked by an evil foe’s minions\/footsoldiers.
\n3.\tRangers fight minions\/footsoldiers.
\n4.\tRangers morph.
\n5.\tRangers defeat the minions\/footsoldiers.
\n6.\tEvil enemy strengthens the minion and makes minion grow to gigantic proportions, followed by Rangers summoning giant machines known as Zords and\/or their combined form, the Megazord.
\n Optional: Rangers find that their current powers are insufficient to defeat minion and discover a new power, such as a Battlizer armor for the Red Ranger, or a sixth Ranger and\/or a new Megazord.
\n7.\tRangers fight and defeat that particular giant minion.
\n8.\tRangers are shown back in everyday life, having learned a life lesson which solves the earlier dispute.
\nToo bad real life can\u2019t be as comically predictable, except for the whole having to use Zords to fight minions grown to gigantic proportions.
\nThanks to “this unfortunate site”:http:\/\/grey-albums.diaryland.com\/<\/a> for the picture.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Since I am continually spreading the rumor that “Hillary Swank”:http:\/\/hilaryswankfan.com\/<\/a> in the “Reaping”:http:\/\/movies.yahoo.com\/movie\/1809233452\/info<\/a> was once the original “Pink Power Ranger”:http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Pink_Ranger,<\/a> I was researching for more falsifiable information and stumbled on something much greater. It turns out every episode of the “_Mighty Morphin\u2019 Power Rangers_”:http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Power_rangers<\/a> can be described by the following “everyplot”:http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Everyplot:<\/a> 1. Rangers are seen […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[78,379],"class_list":["post-213","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-original-duenos","tag-comedy","tag-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=213"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffginger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}