For those of you shuffling off to college this next August I’ve found a spectacular tool for you:
An essay generator. No, it’s not that silly simple one that spews out a few paragraphs and images, this one uses really big and scary words. And apparently got past the acceptance requirements for Social Text, a journal by the Duke University Press.
In any event I invite you to try it out – simply visit this page and you’ll get a new masterpiece every time!