Stop the complaining!

Just when I thought there couldn’t possibly be another group selling ridiculous rubber bracelets to promote their cause, I found out about “this one”:http://www.acomplaintfreeworld.org/. Playing on the idea that we are what we do, _A Complaint Free World_ seeks to “help you set a trap for your own negativity and redirect your mind towards a more positive and rewarding life.” Imagine how much better the world would be if there weren’t almost 5 million people out there wearing purple bracelets complaining about other people complaining.
Still, what’s not to love in the idea that you can just spend money and feel better. I suppose that’s the real secret to happiness, “read a book”:http://www.complaintfreeworld.biz/cofrwobo.html, “go on a cruise”:http://www.acomplaintfreeworld.org/E-Newsletters/2008/cruise.htm, “buy a bracelet”:http://www.complaintfreeworld.biz/purple-complaint-free-bracelet.html and get over yourself.
Previously featured ridiculous cruises:
* “Creationist group fundraises with Alaskan cruise”:http://duenos.net/article/164/CreationistgroupfundraiseswithAlaskancruise: Answers in Genesis on the high seas.