Elephant Stories and Psychology: Part 2

Batyr, The Talking Elephant (1970 – 1993)

In 1977 the young elephant Batyr made his ability to mimic human speech known to his keepers at the Karaganda Zoo in Kazakhstan. Batyr apparently learned to produce about twenty words by using his trunk–placing it in his mouth and using his bottom jaw and tongue. A. N. Pogrebnoj-Aleksandroff studied Batyr, recording the elephant’s speech and writing many articles about him. “Wikipedia”:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batyr says that Batyr “delighted zoo-goers at large by asking his attendants for water and regularly praising (or, infrequently chastising) himself.”
Batyr had been rejected by his mother as a young calf and hand-reared by humans. He had no interaction with other elephants after his infancy.

VOCABULARY
According to Pogrebnoj-Aleksandroff, Batyr was able to reproduce the following words, phrases, and noises:
Баты́р — Batyr — abruptly (the trunk in the mouth)
Я — I’m — very abruptly and to combination of his name, at a long pronunciation so “I’m-Batyr,” sounded almost together
Ба́ты́р — Batyr — thoughtfully-tenderly and lingeringly (the trunk in the mouth)
Батыр, Батыр, Батыр… — Batyr, Batyr, Batyr — joyfully running in a cage (the trunk in the mouth)
Воды́ — Water — ask (the trunk in the mouth)
Хоро́ший— Good — as is good fellow (the trunk in the mouth)
Батыр хоро́ший — Good Batyr — (the trunk in the mouth)
Ой-ё-ёй — Oh-yo — (it is very sonorous — the trunk in the mouth)
Дурак — The Fool — seldom and abruptly (the trunk in the mouth)
Плохой — Bad — it is rare (the trunk in the mouth)
Батыр плохой — Bad Batyr — it is rare (the trunk in the mouth)
Иди́ — Go — (the trunk in the mouth)
Иди (на) хуй — Go onto penis (on-similarity the American expression ‘fuck you’) — the obscene Russian slang; first and unique time during telecast shooting (the trunk in the mouth)
Хуй — The Russian slang of the penis — seldom and abruptly (the trunk in the mouth)
Ба́-ба — the short of “babushka” — the grandmother; short children’s sound “ba” (the trunk in the mouth)
Да́ — Yes — (the trunk in the mouth)
Дай — Give (me) — (the trunk in the mouth)
Дай-дай-дай — Give, give, give… — (the trunk in the mouth)
Раз-два-три — One, two, three — dancing, being turned and hopping (the trunk in the mouth)
A whistle of human
The words of human speech said at level of infrasonic and ultrasonic frequencies
A gnash imitation of rubber or polyfoam (foam plastic) on glass;
The peep of rats or mice
The bark of dogs
The natural blares of elephants
In 1993, Batyr died; I have found two different accounts: that Batyr didn’t wake up from sedation after being put under for foot care, or that he died from complications regarding inflammation of the kidneys and kidney stones.

BIBLIOGRAPHY:
A short list works about or including the story of Batyr:
The most truthful history or who are talking? An Elephant?!
A.Pogrebnoj-Alexandroff, 1979-1993. ISBN 0972126600.
Reincarnation-Перевоплощение
A.Pogrebnoj-Alexandroff, 2001. ISBN 097212666x.
Speaking Animals
A.Dubrov, 2001. ISBN 5879690865.
Speaking Birds and Speaking Animals
O.Silaeva, V.Ilyichev, A.Dubrov, 2005. ISBN 5944290161.

Elephant Stories and Psychology: Part 1

Outside of Jumbo (and, in fiction, Dumbo), Topsy (1875 – 1903) is probably the most famous elephant in American history, and hers is a story worth knowing–definitive of a time, place, and moment in circus history.

Topsy was part of the Forepaugh Circus at Coney Island’s Luna Park. In three years, she killed three trainers–the last of whom was an abusive alcoholic who threw a lit cigarette into her mouth. Because of this, it was decided that Topsy needed to be put to death: she was sentenced to hanging. The ASPCA (American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals) protested that this was inhumane; New York State had just replaced the gallows with the electric chair.
And so it was that Thomas Edison, currently battling George Westinghouse and Nicola Tesla about electric current (Westinghouse and Nicola argued that alternating current was safer, Edison was currently living off patent royalties after establishing direct current as the standard), designed Topsy’s death by alternating current–meant to add evidence to Edison’s stance on AC as deadly. On January 4, 1,500 came to watch Topsy’s electrocution. She was fed cyanide-laced carrots, and fitted with wooden sandals with copper electrodes connected through a copper wire to Edison’s electric light plant. Topsy was twenty-eight years old. Edison captured the event on film and released it with the title “Electrocuting an Elephant,” found “here”:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkBU3aYsf0Q on YouTube.

In 2003 a memorial to Topsy was created for the Coney Island Museum.

What do you call a stolen yam?….a hot potato!

Mountain Dew : Supernova
There’s no way around it: buying organic foods is expensive, usually 10 to 40% more costly than buying regular foods (according to Wikipedia). And if you choose to buy organic part of the time, like me, which products should you focus on?
A relatively recent study by the Department of Agriculture and the Food and Drug Administration might be able to help you decide, if you’re living in the US. The Environmental Working Group has ranked pesticide contamination for forty-six fruits and vegetables involved in over 100,000 lab tests from the study as well as further testing by the state of California (all done between 1992 and 2001). Their results? The following:
Twelve Most Contaminated Fruits and Vegetables (buy organic):
1. Nectarines (97.3% of nectarines sampled were found to contain pesticides)
2. Celery (94.5%)
3. Pears (94.4%)
4. Peaches (93.7%)
5. Apples (91% )
6. Cherries (91%)
7. Strawberries (90%)
8. Imported Grapes (86%)
9. Spinach (83.4%)
10. Potatoes (79.3%)
11. Bell peppers (68%)
12. Red raspberries (59%)
Twelve Least Contaminated (not as necessary to buy organic):
(in alphabetical order)
1. Asparagus
2. Avocados
3. Bananas
4. Broccoli
5. Cauliflower
6. Corn – sweet (nearly all corn is genetically modified, however)
7. Kiwis
8. Mangoes
9. Onions
10. Papaya
11. Pineapple
12. Sweet peas

Dew in your Mocracy

So as some of you may know, I’m a rather avid Mountain Dew drinker. I’ve been trying to cut back actually, because it’s rather unhealthy for you but it truly is my replacement coffee. And for those of you who still have the myth in mind that Mountain Dew has more caffeine than Coffee, take a reality check for a moment.
Mountain Dew : SupernovaI know, I know, most of you think of Mountain Dew drinkers as those kinda creepy guys who have long hair, always dress in black, run Linux, work tech in theater, play Dungeons and Dragons and otherwise avoid every single high-adventure outdoor activity depicted in normal Mountain Dew commercials. Well good news, that’s not me… yet.
Anyway they’ve got this new campaign to have fans pick a new type of Mountain Dew for their line-up. They only just recently started carrying 12 packs and Meijer so I decided to pick one up. Supernova, as it’s called, is pretty good, and shares many taste similarities with the original Mountain Dew but with a bit of a fruity side kick. Seems to match food well, kind of like Code Red.
I decided to go take a look at DewMocracy.com to see how fans have been receiving the drinks and nation-wide it seems most states are pretty similar – Voltage is winning everywhere. Makes me wonder – do most regions in the US have really similar taste preferences?
Dew across America
The idea of voting on a product is nothing new but I still do like the way they’ve implemented it here.
But what’s really fraking cool is that you can mix media to make your own commercial. Anybody can come along and select from collection of pre-made video clips, audio, and effects and make what actually looks like a pretty sweet video-mash up. The interface takes care of all of the issues of timing, clip quality and material gathering, so it lets you be a mini-producer with ease.
Make a Dew Commercial
Imagine this type of website but on a YouTube scale! Submissions would include all kinds of snippets of user-made video (make it so you can pull it from YouTube), audio (fair use plz???), transitions, and effects filters (the site would have to have an engine for building these, probably best to go with something like what WinAmp does) and users could come along to mix all kinds of cool shit together. I know it’s not that far from what producers can do now but it would help centralize everything and cut out expensive video-sequencing products. It could be an amazing classroom resource to help students become literate in the new media age (writing with video, multimedia, and the web) and wonderful for advertising groups of any capacity and probably a million other applications that I have yet to mention.
So now I just have to quit my PhD so I have time to do it… along with Flour that comes in a big tupperware container and the opening of a Portillos in Champaign-Urbana.

Military application for segways

Anyone who knows me knows about my not-so-well-hidden penchant for Segways. The self-balancing personal transportation device is, for me, half retro-futurist fantasy and half ridiculous human tragedy. Regardless of how you feel, for something that tech-prophet Steve Jobs predicted would be “as big a deal as the PC,” the Segway has fallen pretty spectacularly short of the hype. The only people who seem to really use the Segway are tourists and law enforcement and it doesn’t like that will change any time soon.
Except maybe in China, where these pictures show Chinese military police training on combat Segways in anti-terrorism drills for the upcoming summer Olympics.


For more about Segways, read the “Segway Wikipedia page”:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Segway and for more about this, read Kevin Kelly’s “Street Use blog”:http://www.kk.org/streetuse/archives/2008/07/guns_on_segways.php.

To be a refugee

Since I started my new position at Minnesota Council of Churches Refugee Services on Monday, it has become very clear to me that Americans know little to nothing about the refugee or asylee population that lives with us. Following the mustache post with this rather more sobering one feels uneven but important to what I’m doing with my life right now, so I’ve decided to post some
FUN REFUGEE FACTS (that are not so fun)
The difference between an asylee and a refugee:
Both of these individuals meet the same definition/requirements: an individual who, “owing to a well-founded fear of being persecuted for reasons of race, religion, nationality, membership of a particular social group, or political opinion, is outside the country of their nationality, and is unable to or, owing to such fear, is unwilling to avail him/herself of the protection of that country” (1951 United Nations Convention Relating to the Status of Refugees). However, a refugee is given refugee status while NOT in the US, and an asylee is granted asylee status while already IN the US.
The (or a) difference between a refugee and an immigrant:
An immigrant has chosen to come to the US, is seeking status as a Lawfully Permanent Resident, and must prove that they will not use government services such as welfare but instead will be a contributing member to their community. A refugee is given multiple services and is not expected to prove their self-sufficiency in the same way.
After a year refugees have to return to the Department of Homeland security for “inspection and examination for admission,” which generally means that they either file for a green card (status as a Lawfully Permanent Resident or LPR), are detained by the government for various reasons, or can be sent home if political conditions there have changed in a way to alter their status as a refugee.
Three kinds of refugees:
Priority 1–
Status is determined on an individual case basis; personal life experiences meet the definition of refugee.
Priority 2–
Status is determined by belonging to an ethnic group that is determined by the Department of State to fit, as a group, the definition of refugee status. Each year this list is changed; examples for 2008 include the Sudanese in Iraq or the Bhutanese in Nepal.
Priority 3–
Refugees who are spouses, unmarried children under 21, or parents of individuals already lawfully admitted to the United States as refugees or asylees.
This year the ceiling (as in limit, not quota) on refugees admitted the US is 70,000. The number actually expected is 52,000. The world refugee population for 2008 is 11.4 million.
Hope that cheered everyone up.

Map Monday: Tracking Troublemakers

This is a whole different take on maps as community organizing tools. Richard Rogers, a local blogger for the “Mount Vernon Square”:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Vernon_Square neighborhood of Washington, DC, is sick of all of the “troublemakers” in his area. By using publicly-available aerial photographs and a simple graphics editor, Rogers is creating a record of the problem as far as he sees it. Even more than that, this map can act as a place for coming together around the issue of neighborhood troublemakers.

The blogosphere makes it easy to combine postulations (_the alley between Ridge and N Streets NW is a favorite travel route of the trouble makers, as well as a new marketplace for drugs._) with harder data like the range of MPD CCTV cameras. It also makes it easy for relevant parties to discuss the issue. For example, the comments section after the post contains a discussion between readers and author about exactly where and why “troublemakers” are hanging out.
In case you don’t want to jump over to “Rogers’ blog”:http://lifein.mvsna.org/index.cfm/2008/7/14/Quick-Neighborhood-ViewNews and check it out yourself, here’s a legend for the map:
Yellow blocks — Suspected residences of neighborhood trouble makers
Red areas — Suspected usual range of crime cameras
Red arrows — Favorite hangout and loiter spots of neighborhood trouble makers
Yellow arrows — Hangout spots of neighborhood trouble makers during the day only
Blue arrows — Recent incident locations
Previously featured social-engagement through maps:
* “Governments shame property owners for heat waste”:http://duenos.net/article/249/Governmentsshamepropertyownersforheatwaste
* “Google Earth highlights crisis in Darfur”:http://duenos.net/article/140/GoogleEarthhighlightsCrisisinDarfur

The neomodern paradigm of narrative, objectivism and structuralist precapitalist theory

For those of you shuffling off to college this next August I’ve found a spectacular tool for you:essay
An essay generator. No, it’s not that silly simple one that spews out a few paragraphs and images, this one uses really big and scary words. And apparently got past the acceptance requirements for Social Text, a journal by the Duke University Press.
In any event I invite you to try it out – simply visit this page and you’ll get a new masterpiece every time!