So I was reading around Jezebel tonight (yes, I really do do that) and I ran upon a link to a video labeled ‘virginity’ that appeared at first glance to be a mildly funny mockery of abstinence commitments:

And so I thought, my these guys are high production quality, and sifted through to another video:

And then it struck me. They’re actually Christian. Instantly my appreciation for the GSLIS bubble swells. I ended on this one, wondering if it’s actually a mockery of Obama:

Best I not dig any deeper.