Want a great place to re-learn all of the things that secular science holds dear? Visit the “Creation Museum”:http://www.creationmuseum.org/ in Petersburg, Kentucky which opened on 5/28/07. Get excited to “bring the pages of the Bible to life… [with] life-sized people and dinosaur animatronics…” I only can assume the museum does not depict Jurassic Park-like scenes. Want a discount on admission? Try “working there”:http://www.answersingenesis.org/home/area/jobs/employment.asp, although you need to sign and believe this “Statement of Faith”:http://www.answersingenesis.org/home/area/about/faith.asp, which might be a bit harder to do than you think.
Thanks again to “QT”:http://www.suntimes.com/news/quicktakes/index.html for the start and click the following links for more about what’s going on with “Kentucky”:http://duenos.net/article/280/XRatedKentuckyTowns#comment, “the conservatives’ wikipedia”:http://duenos.net/article/261/MoveOverWikipedia, and “Creationist cruises”:http://duenos.net/article/164/CreationistgroupfundraiseswithAlaskancruise.